Everyone not invited to George Clooney’s, Hope For Haiti Now: A Global Benefit For Earthquake Relief, raise their hand… C’mon Kanye, get your tactless self-absorbed hand high in the sky. That’s right Haiti relievers, senor Kanye West has not been invited to the imminent Haiti benefit with producers commenting, “After what he said on the Katrina telethon and the way he behaved at the MTV Video Music Awards, everyone agrees it’s just best that he does not participate”. The powers that be went on to say, “Kanye has to make everything about himself. He will do anything to steal the spotlight and, well, this night is just not about him.” You see Kanye, when you act like an immature dumbass 90% of the time, people tend to dismiss the possibility of you being able to act like an adult at all. Furthermore, I think we can all agree that Haiti’s been through enough without a West brand calamity added to the pile. Along with George Clooney and Wyclef Jean broadcasting live from Los Angeles and New York, a laundry list of audio celebs will lend their time to the cause, as appearances by Madonna, Bruce Springsteen, Alicia Keys, Dave Matthews, Taylor Swift, Justin Timberlake, Beyoncé, Rihanna and Jay-Z are said to sparkle throughout the night. Too bad no one picks the asshole to play along Kanye. Maybe you can yell at some little girls or punch some kittens with the free time.
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