“Oh… my… god. Did you hear about his new girlfriend? She totally comes from the ghetto… and she’s such a bitch. He totally took her to the Festival d’été de Québec last week. Jerk.”
“OMG… Who cares… He deserves her after what he did to you.”
“You’re so sweet.”
“I’m just saying. If he wants you to just pretend it didn’t happen… Then I mean… Oh my god. Ya know?”
“Oh yeah for sure. Like he’s such an asshole. I mean you know me… I just totally hate fakeness. You know?”
“Whatever. I know how you are and he’s an ass. We need to just like… Keep all the negativity out of our lives. You know? Just like ya know be positive about stuff.”
“For sure. But before we do anything you need to help me find this Ecstasy I lost at the bottom of my purse.”
“First I need to borrow your cell so I can call that bitch and see if she got my boots back from her stupid fat sister. Yuck… She’s such… a whore. That’s why I don’t feel bad about fucking her dad… And she made such a big deal about it too. Loser.”
“Fine but don’t take too long. I stole it from that slut at work and I think it’s a pay as you go phone. Who gets pay as you go? Like WTF. Can she not afford a contract? Helloooooooo… Someone’s poor.”
“Whatever. She totally deserves it after she said all that stuff about me being a whore and you being a pill popper. Like WTF. Who is she?”
Girl Talk?! Not if you were at the Impérial de Québec with he and she.
Follow up on other great acts from the Festival d’été de Québec in our final wrap up… Photos, photos, photos, reviews, reviews, reviews… It’s gonna be AWESOME!
Lit Hardway
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